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Joke Home > Animal Jokes > Turtle

Turtle

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Last Updated: 3/9/2005

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Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station and pick up some speedy gas. Stupid bitch! who ever read this shit.

Thanks to vermashia fogle for this joke.

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