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Joke Home > Miscellaneous Jokes > 15 Prank Calls

15 Prank Calls

Total Views: 8,307 Last Updated: 11/27/2004 Number Votes: 461 | Average: 0.20

15. When the answering machine picks up, hold the phone to the toilet while you take a shit.    14. Tell the person on the line that you're gonna tie the long hair on their head to the short hair on their ass and kick them down the street.    13. Breathe demonically until they hang up.    12. Make flatulent noises.    11. If their answering machine picks up, start telling yo momma jokes as fast as you can.    10. If their answering machine picks up, start cussing violently.    9. If their answering machine doesn't pick up, and a person does, still cuss violently.    8. Thank the person on the phone for visiting your adult entertainment websites.    7. Sing a religious song and wait for reaction.    6. Get a friend and tell the person on the other line is on a radio station and that they just won $500.    5. If their answering machine answers the phone, say something like: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE LARRY, GET THE F**K OFF MY WIFE OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR ASS HAIRS AND MAKE THEM INTO A WHIP!    4. Tell a funny as hell joke and see if they laugh.    3. Prank call a delivery restaurant and begin putting things on your order, when you've ordered over $100 worth of food, hang up when they ask you your address.    2. Look up a name in your phonebook and tell the person in the phonebook that you went to junior high with them, and make up a bunch of stories.    1. Tell the person on the phone that you're tired of their shit and you're going to kick their ass, when they ask who this is, pretend like you have the wrong number.

Thanks to Larr Power for this joke. 

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