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Joke Home > Sports Jokes > Football Fan To The Rescue

Football Fan To The Rescue

Total Views: 9,874 Last Updated: 3/19/2003 Number Votes: 450 | Average: 0.14

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Giants fan, " the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were, " says the reporter.

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack, " he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jets fan either, " the boy says.

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Cowboys fan, " the child says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".

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