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Total Views: 12,991 Last Updated: 5/18/2004 Number Votes: 709 | Average: 0.27

A kid had to go to the bathroom. When he asked the teacher, she told him to tell her the first four letters of the alphabet. the kid went home and asked his sister whats the first letter of the alphabet, she says shutup!. He asks his little brother whats the second letter of the alphabet, he says make me. he asks his dad, which is watching batman, whats the third letter of the alphabet, he says dananana dananana BATMAN!. he goes to his mom in the bathroom and asks her whats the fourth letter of the alphabet, she says hand me a roll of toilet paper. he goes back to school his teacher asks him whats the first four letters of the alphabet, he says SHUT UP! she says GO TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE! he says MAKE ME! The principal says who do you think you are? he says dananana dananana BATMAN! the principal says what do u think this schools made of? A roll of toilet paper.

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