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Joke Home > Drinking / Bar Jokes > 1 White guy, 1 Black guy, and 1 Japanese guy

1 White guy, 1 Black guy, and 1 Japanese guy

Total Views: 17,054 Last Updated: 5/1/2005 Number Votes: 832 | Average: 0.29

A White guy, a Black guy, and a Japanese guy are drinking in a bar together. They are about to leave, when they discover they have no money. The bartender says, "all three of you can leave if your dick sizes add up to more than 24 inches. The men agree, and the White guy unzips his jeans. His dick is 7 inches. The Black guy is next and he unzips his jeans. The Black guy's dick is 16 inches. The Japanese guy goes next, and his dick is 1 inch. The bartender says, "I guess your dick sizes add up to 24, you guys can go now."  As they are walking out, the Black guy says to the Japanese guy, "thank God you had a boner, otherwise we'd be in there forever."

Thanks to Willie Schertz for this joke. 

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