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Joke Home > Drinking / Bar Jokes > A guy and a monkey

A guy and a monkey

Total Views: 13,336 Last Updated: 3/19/2004 Number Votes: 788 | Average: 0.03

I guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey and orders a drink. The monkey starts acting up throwing things around, then he jumps on the pool table, picks up the cue ball puts it in his mouth and swallows it.  Irritated the bartender looks at the guy and says, "Do you know what your monkey just did?"  The man looks up and says, "No what did he do?"  The Batender says, "He just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table."    Embarressed, the guy picks up the monkey and leaves.    A few weeks later the man comes back into the bar and orders a drink, the monkey starts raising hell again. He jumps up on the bar, picks up a peanut, sticks it in his ass and eats it.  The bartender, looks at the guy and say's, "Do you know what your monkey just did?"  The guy responds, "What he do now"  The bartender tells him, "He just stuck a peanut in his ass and at it."

Thanks to John Russo for this joke. 

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