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Joke Home > Computer Jokes > Bill Gates, Super Ego

Bill Gates, Super Ego

Total Views: 8,983 Last Updated: 5/16/2002 Number Votes: 525 | Average: 0.01

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He said to them, "I've called you here because you are the 3 most influential spokespersons in the world. Go back to Earth and tell everyone there is a God, but he's blowing up the world tomorrow."

So, Bill Clinton went back and said, "Fellow Americans, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a God, and the bad news is he's blowing up the world tomorrow."

Colin Powell went back and said, "I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is there is a God and the good news is he's blowing up the world tomorrow."

Then, Bill Gates went down, gathered up all his computer buddies on the Internet and said, " I have some good news. The first part of the good news is I've been voted one of the 3 most influential spokespersons in the world. The other good news is the Y2K problem is solved."

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