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No Undies

Total Views: 6,886 Last Updated: 8/25/2004 Number Votes: 70 | Average: 0.57

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to   place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of   underwear.    "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband   demanded.     "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."     The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the   sake of decency, here's 30. Go and buy yourself some underwear."    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her   skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.    "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"    She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's   20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt   over her head to reveal that she, t! oo, is naked under it.    "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"    She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd   any."    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o   Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

Thanks to Stevan Hogg for this joke.  Visit their website at http://www.geocities.com/scottishphotos.

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