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Joke Home > Gross Jokes > no toilet paper

no toilet paper

Total Views: 7,509 Last Updated: 7/8/2004 Number Votes: 848 | Average: 0.05

a man was on the freeway. he was eating a burrito in his car. ten minutes passed and the man had to use the bathroom really bad. he saw an exit for a gas station. he took that exit and pulled into the deserted gas station. he went to the side of the gas station and went into the bathroom. another ten minutes passed and the man finished doing his business. when he was ready to leave, he saw that there was no toilet paper, but on the wall next to the toilet, there was a sign that read: "WIPE YOURSELF WITH YOUR TWO FINGERS THEN STICK THEM INTO THIS HOLE TO BE GUARANTEED THAT THEY WILL BE LICKED CLEAN BY A HUMAN MOUTH." the man was really in a rush so he wiped himself with his two fingers. when he was done, he stuck them in the hole on the wall. he waited about 30 seconds and then two hands on the other side of the wall clamped the mans two fingers with two bricks. feeling the pain, the man immediately took his fingers out of the hole and stuck them in his mouth to relieve the pain.

Thanks to Liann Taylor for this joke. 

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