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Joke Home > Insults > 'AAAAH! STUPID BITCH SARA

'AAAAH! STUPID BITCH SARA

Total Views: 8,937 Last Updated: 4/11/2005 Number Votes: 528 | Average: 0.09

Sara Rock is a fucking stupid retarded fat ass mayonnaise lapping ho. That fucking 190 lb bitch with the raggedy split ended red hair is such a fucking dumb big shot stupid bitch who always tries to start stuff with people. That fucking bitch sideswiped me, I would have popped that cum guzzling bitch in the eye if I had been in a bad mood. Ashley Gibson is nothing compared to that whore Sara. Sara rock deserves to die, because she is a worthless retarded fat btich who had an abortion when she was 12. 190 pounds of pure redneck fat lies within that thieving white slut. She's a fucking whorebag and her slutty soul should be wiped from the earth. She got 1st Place in the Miss Bessie the Cow peagent at the Iowa state fair. Sara always tries to start stuff with people for no reason. That fake dumb anorexic whore doesn't deserve to smoke and drink and have sex. That cold skinned cow stupid ass fucked bitch hooker prostitute insane whore has encrusted shit on the lining of her ass crack (Kris told me) cuz she can't afford toilet paper, but even if she could, her whole family would use it, even her dumbfuck cousins. She asked this 12 year old boy how big his dick was, and she fucking wants to fuck every damn person in the whole asylum. She is a worthless sack of shit, and u should never sniff her breath. Toxic chemicals and gasses are harmful to your lungs, so if you live or work near Sara Rock, u should wear a gas mask or take your shoes off to cover up the odor. I can name two reasons why u shouldn't let that bitch into a public pool. For 1, nobody wants to see that fat ass ho's white body with stretch marks, and if she tried to jump in the pool, all the water would fly out and they'd have to keep refilling it. That water can be used to take showers or wash dishes or flush toilets. If u don't want to live in an outhouse, smell like Sara, or eat encrusted mold, I suggest you keep Sara out of public pools. And never let her go to Texas. If she walks around in high heels, she'll struck oil with those thick ass hips. If the oil touches her, she'll contaminate the entire oil supply, and did I add, that SARA IS A FUCKING RETARDED DEMENTED CHILD MOLESTER FUCKING HOIBO AND I CURSE THAT BITCH'S ROTTED SOUL AND DECAYING SPIRIT TO THE VERY PITS OF HELL, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SHE BELONGS.    PS, Sara's armpits smell like a sweat sandwich from the inner netting of a sumo wrestler's jock strap after he ran 300 laps around the equator.  She must refrain from her impressionable behavior or dire consequences of retaliation shall arise and she shall not harm me because my defense is impecable, and my offense is impregnable, so defeat is futile, I am a primordial master of KICKING SARA'S ASS!  Her ass will jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle... and jiggle...  

Thanks to Willie Schertz for this joke. 

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