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Joke Home > Medical Jokes > The Skinny Baby

The Skinny Baby

Total Views: 11,355 Last Updated: 6/9/2004 Number Votes: 546 | Average: 0.11

A young woman brings a very young and skinny baby to the doctor's office.     She explained, "The baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."     She was told to go into an examination room and wait for the doctor.     He comes in and examines the baby, then asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed." she says. "Well, strip down to your waist." he orders.     She does. He squeezes both breasts, massages them, pinches both nipples, and then began powerfully sucking on one nipple. Finally he announces, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk."     "Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt, but I sure am glad I came in today."

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