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- What's a popular game for White House interns? Swallow the Leader
- What is Bill's idea of "safe sex"? A locked door
- Clinton still maintains he was not lying . . . he was standing and she was kneeling
- What is the difference between the Titanic and Bill Clinton? We know how many people
went down on the Titanic!
- If the skeletons in Bill Clinton's closet stood up at the same time...It would look like
the Chinese Army!
- What is Bill Clinton's favorite federal program? "Head" Start.
- What did Monica tell friends when asked about her job at the White House? "It
- What will Johnny Cochran, Clinton's new lawyer, say to the jury? It's not a sin, if it
don't go in!
- What did Ted Kennedy say to Bill Clinton? What are you worried about? At least she's not
- What do Brett Favre and Monica have in common? They both blew the big one.
- How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton? You've got Big Mac sauce and
french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handling your job application.
- Did you hear who Hillary is inviting to spend the night at the White House? Lorena
- New Democratic slogan WIN ONE FOR THE ZIPPER!
- What did a famous psychic recently predict for Monica Lewinsky? You will go down in
- What's the one thing that President Clinton did wrong in his illicit affairs? He didn't
ask Teddy Kennedy to drive the women home.
- What's the recipe for Clinton Stew? A little wiener in hot water
- What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common? They both got promoted because of crooked
- Why doesn't Monica eat bananas? She can't find the zipper.
- Why does Bill's limousine have a sunroof? More leg room
- What was President Clinton's explanation for having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky?
"Panetta told me she was the head intern!"
- How did 500 women sampled at random respond when asked if they would have sex with Bill
Clinton? 86% responded "Not again!"
- Clinton Presidential Anthem -- Kneel to the Chief.
- What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? At least this time there's no
doubt about the identity of "Deep Throat."
- Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff? She didn't
understand what 'staff' he really meant.
- Why is President Clinton waiting to tell his side of the story? He's waiting for Marv
Albert to do the interview.
- What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline? Bush Beats Clinton.
- What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name? Unibanger.
- What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their Oval Office meeting last
week? "Bill....Goats don't talk!!"
- What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common? They both heard a giant sucking sound!
- What did Buddy the Dog say to Clinton on hearing about Zippergate? "Do they serve
Alpo in prison?"
- If Ken Starr can extend his probe . . .Then what's wrong with Clinton doing the same
- Dick Nixon said "Your President is not a crook" Bill Clinton said " Your
President's member is not crooked"
- Why does Bill Clinton wish he were like Ted Kennedy? Because Kennedy has an ex-wife and
a dead girlfriend.
- The president said "a year and a half affair with Lewinsky would have been
impossible -- I would have become bored and cheated on her after six months."
- What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill
- What is Bill's definition of safe sex? When Hillary is out of town.
- How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? He keeps offering to send
Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
- So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations about his sex life. Seems today he finally
admitted that he had sex with Gennifer Flowers a couple of times....but he didn't come.
- Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary? He wants to be on top.
- How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down? He married her.
- How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual appetite? It Takes A
- How does Bill Clinton teach a woman to golf? He starts with the irons and ends up in the
- When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat? When she didn't swallow
everything he presented.
- "One thing's for sure about Clinton...He sure doesn't neglect domestic
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo? A gigolo can only screw one
person at a time.
- What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin? A girl that can run faster than the
- What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A dead girlfriend.
- Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? To promote off-shore drilling.
- What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play? Swallow the leader.
- Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? He thinks the Gaza Strip is a
- Overheard at the White House Super Bowl XXXII party: "For the last time, Bill. It's
not pronounced Triple-X? Aye, aye!"
- President Clinton has vehemently denied that he told former intern Monica Lewinsky to
lie. "What I actually said," claims the President, "was to lie down."
- Today's headline read: "Clinton Probe Expands". It turned out to be a direct
quote attributed to Monica Lewinsky.
- Monica Lewinsky entered the White House to see Clinton's personal secretary. Hey, if
that's what he wants to call it... Also he usually calls it his Chief of Staff.
- Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex. Bill Clinton worries about getting sex
- Monica Lewinsky told Bill Clinton in the Oval Office that the ceiling needs to be
- What's the new name for the place where Bill Clinton does his business? The Oral Office.
- Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study? He wants to
show them his executive branch.
- Who is the only woman in the White House not sleeping with Clinton? Hillary
- What are the job requirements for secretaries at the White House? They have to know the
President's zip code.
- In a surprise interview, Monica was asked about the details of her late night meetings
with the President... "I can't remember the details, she said, but I know the answer
is on the tip of my tongue!"
- Why did Monica always drink with a straw while she was an intern? Practice.
- Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
- Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours? Clinton was showing her the
proper way to take "dick"tation.
- Seen on an Arkansas Car Bumper "Honk, if you haven't had sex with Bill
- Is it sexgate, zippergate, fornigate or what!
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