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Joke Home > Foreign Jokes > 3 men's lunch

3 men's lunch

Total Views: 9,331 Last Updated: 1/8/2003 Number Votes: 660 | Average: 0.11

There were 3 men working on a bridge that was to built above the Grand Canyon. They were an Englishman , an American and an Irishman. One day, they sat down to lunch and see what they got. The Englishman opened his lunchbox and said:"Vegemite sandwhich again! If I get vegemite sandwich again tomorrow I'll throw myself off the bridge." The American opened his lunchbox and said:" Pork chops and apple sauce again! If I get Pork chops and apple sauce tomorrow I'll throw myself off the bridge." The Irishman opened his lunchbox and said:"Orhhhhhhh.....!!! Mashed potatoes again! If I get mashed potatoes tomorrow I'll throw myself off the bridge." The three men finish their lunch and get back to work.<BR>The next day, as they sat down to lunch again, they did the same thing. The Englishman opened his lunchbox and it was a vegemite sandwhich. He said:"So long guys." and threw off the bridge. The American opened his lunchbox and it was pork chops and apple sauce. He said to the Irishman:" So long dude." and throws himself off the bridge. The Irishman opens his lunchbox and it was mash potatoes. He throws himself off the bridge.<BR>At the three men's funeral. Their wives were weeping. The Englishman's wife cried:"I don't understand. If he told me he didn't like vegemite sandwiches I would have given him something different." The American's wife said:"I don't understand. I though he liked pork chops and apple sauce. If he had told me I would have given him something different." The Irishman's wife cried and said in a soft voice:" I don't understand. He packs his own lunches."

Thanks to Spud Eng for this joke. 

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