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Joke Home > Men / Women Jokes > Material Safety Data Sheet

Material Safety Data Sheet

Total Views: 6,273 Last Updated: 5/16/2002 Number Votes: 570 | Average: 0.04

Element: Woman

Symbol: WO

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550lbs.

Occurrence: Copious quantities throughout the world.

Physical properties:
* Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers.
* Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
* Melts when given special treatment.
* Bitter if incorrectly used.
* Found in states varying from virgin metal to common ore.
* Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

Chemical properties:
* Has a genuine affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
* Absorbs great quantities of attention.
* VOLATILE: May explode without warning for no apparent reason.
* Insoluble in water, but activity greatly increased with alcohol.

Most common uses:
* Primarily ornamental, especially in sports cars.
* Found to be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests:
* Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in its natural state.
* Turns green when placed next to a fresher specimen.

Hazards:
* Hard to retain when left in inexperienced hands.
* Illegal (not to mention deadly) to possess more than one at a time.

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