(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)Dogs tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening'. It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property! Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast; "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland." |