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Joke Home > Blonde Jokes > Blonde at the hair dresser

Blonde at the hair dresser

Total Views: 5,381 Last Updated: 4/10/2004 Number Votes: 1,039 | Average: 0.01

A blonde walks in to a hair salon to get her hair done. Right before the hair dresser is about to do her hair he says "You are going to have to take off your headphones if you want your hair done." She says "No I have to have these" The hair dresser then goes back and gets his manager so the manager comes out and says "if you want your hair done then you have to take off your headphones" she then repeats "No I have to have these" The manager then says "Whatever" and takes off the headphones for the blonde. The blonde then drops down and dies. The manager quickly response "Oh my God what was she listening to that made her survive?" so he then picks up the headphones and listens to what it is says. The headphones are quietly repeating "breath in. breath out. breath in. breath out."

Thanks to Sara Manna for this joke.  Visit their website at http://sours27104@aol.com.

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