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Joke Home > Gross Jokes > The good samaritan

The good samaritan

Total Views: 5,317 Last Updated: 4/1/2006 Number Votes: 658 | Average: 0.00

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees a man standing next to the urinal. The man has no arms. as bob's standing there taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks bob to help him out. being a kind soul, bob says, "Okay, sure."  can you unzip my zipper? asks the man. Okay, says bob. can you pull it out for me asks the man  uh,yeah, okay says bob. so he pulls it out. it's covered in all kinds of mould and bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs and scars, and it reeks somthing awful. Then the guy asks bob to point it for him, bob points it for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips up the mans flies for him.  Thanks, i really appreciate it, the man tells bob.  No problem, says bob, I hope you don't mind me asking, but what's wrong with your dick?  The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt. I don't know he says, but i sure as hell   ain't touching it.

Thanks to peter quayle for this joke. 

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