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Joke Home > Animal Jokes > *Gorilla*


Total Views: 16,061 Last Updated: 11/28/2004 Number Votes: 738 | Average: 0.26

A zookeeper goes to the gorilla cage to see his gorilla. He decides to teach the gorilla some words, so he points to his eye.  "Eye," said the zookeeper.  The gorilla pulled out its big ass hand and slaps that zookeeper upside the head. The gorilla picks up the zookeeper and slams him onto all the rails. The gorilla finally dumps the zookeeper's bloody and beaten body outside the cage.  "What the f**k was that?" asked the zookeeper.  "Don't do that," said one of the workers, when you point to your eye, that means 'Fuck you' in gorilla language.  The zookeeper goes back to the gorilla cage and holds a pickle up to pants. He then takes out a knife and chops up the pickle.  "Do what I do," said the man, he gave the knife to the gorilla to see if it would chop its dick off.  The gorilla pointed to his eye.

Thanks to Larr Power for this joke. 

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