Are you getting sick of people asking you why you're not married yet? Well, here are a few of my favorite answers:
"Why aren't you married yet....???"
-- I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
-- What? And spoil my great sex life?
-- Nobody would believe me in white.
-- Because I just love hearing this question.
-- Just lucky, I guess.
-- It gives my mother something to live for.
-- My fiancÚ is awaiting parole.
-- I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
-- Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
-- I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
-- It didn't seem worth a blood test.
-- I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
-- I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
-- What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
-- We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.
-- I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
-- Why aren't you thin?
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