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Last Updated: 9/13/2011 |
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An old man, about the age of 60, very muscular and fit, walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says give me a shot of your finest whiskey and point me out the baddest mother fucker in this bar. The bartender then gave him his shot and says, "That tall masculin man over there is the baddest mother fucker here." The man takes his shot, walks over to the tall masculin man and beats the living shit out of him. He walks back to the bartender and says, "thanks, thats just what I needed." Next day he walks back into the bar and asks the same thing, a shot of the finest whiskey and to point out the baddest mother fucker in the bar. The bartender of course gives him his shot of whiskey and points out a short, muscular man with scars on his face. The old man of course takes his shot, walks up to the man and beats the shit out of him. Day after that, the bartender decided to play a trick on the old man. He placed a gorilla in the back. The old man walks up and asks for a shot of his finest whiskey and to point out the baddest mother fucker in the bar. The bartender gave him his shot and said while he snickered, "The guys waitin in the back for ya." The old man took his shot and went to the back. After that all you heard was screaming, punching, scratching, yelling, etc. The bartender couldn't help but fall over laughing. After about 4 minutes there was a dead silence....The bartender was startled. The old man walks out with his face covered with blood, his chest covered in cuts, and he took a sigh and said, "Thank you so much sir,...oh you can tell that nigger I left his fur coat on the counter." |
Thanks to Tyler Hall for this joke.
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